Jan Allison Poet Rhyme

Inspired By Whats In a Name Contest

He wanted to ROGER the lodger
She had a HUGH chest ANDREA*
But his wife found out about his desires
I can still see the FLO of blood from here!

*based on the British way of saying the name ANDREA = 'and rear'

Not for contest 

11~13~16

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Kim Rodrigues November 15, 2016 at 6:56 PM Oh the huge rear always gets the blood flowing and the murder going...lol! Jan Allison November 15, 2016 at 6:59 PM ha ha ha Kim:-) hugs jan xx

Janis Medders Tobechi November 15, 2016 at 6:26 PM One for the adults. Great humor. Jan Allison November 15, 2016 at 6:29 PM LOL Janis I could have made it a little more adult lol but thought better of it ... less is more lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Demetrios Trifiatis November 14, 2016 at 5:48 AM Always an Empress when it comes to humorous writing! Loved it dear, Jan! Jan Allison November 14, 2016 at 6:06 AM LOL thanks Demetrios:-) hugs Jan xx

Ilene Bauer November 13, 2016 at 3:23 PM very funny, jan! very clever... Jan Allison November 13, 2016 at 3:26 PM I wrote another poem for the contest called taking the mickey but I just wanted to use the name 'Andrea' in a humourous way:-) hugs jan xx

Alexis Y. November 13, 2016 at 1:49 PM Hi Jan, This is so funny. I'm sure Andrea will just love it:-) Alexis Jan Allison November 13, 2016 at 1:54 PM I did let her know I was going to use her name in a poem lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Charmaine Chircop November 13, 2016 at 12:55 PM Very entertaining : )..ha. Jan Allison November 13, 2016 at 12:58 PM Thanks Charma:-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith November 13, 2016 at 12:30 PM Lol...poor sap got caught in his trap and got more than a slap Jan Allison November 13, 2016 at 12:40 PM ha ha ha - I would have loved to have used another name in this but less is more lol:-) hugs Jan xx