Inimitable Intelligible Invaluable Benjamin Franklin

notification of fire evacuation       slated to occur  April 12th, 2018 (between the hours       of 9:00 am and 12 pm) did spur me to validate Google asper,   that direct object heave ving,       pro noun sub bull, verb bose,  ingenious American historical figure       attired in tailored clothes careful sans his just keen       liberal mien pro      claiming necessity to doze when body politik       didst need restorative source       analogous to drained battery expose zing lack of electricity       mechanisms need did tubby supplied       (in one direction) flows accorded stealing thunder and lightening       from Zeus where prominence glows   vis a vis via leaving       his tell tale fingerprints       upon flame inextinguishable hose imprimatur of renown Founding Father,       a one man gifted born improved quality of life       during Colonial American stage       buttressing forlorn during his deux score and four years       fledgling United States heed add horn bequeathing blueprints       (functional contraptions,       posthumous patents procured       after populace did mourn      gadgets kickstarting leveraging more novel       Ongepatshket prescience,       quietly revolutionary,       strikingly timesaving),       utilitarian value shorn tattered stitched timeless totemic tenets torn       unimagined visionary watershed worn, where underworld webbed wide world burned  with thermal coupling that churned ferocious infernos       describing how Hades learned tubby managed       to maximize efficiency  zealousness zeroed Zyder Zee       in said Netherlands and hellish hot house turned into a near utopia (More or less nsync) with Doubting Thomas's, where many mortals yearned to escape corrupt fat cats, sans those condemned to mortality found minimally a mew zing, and doggedly trudged 10,000 leagues under the sea, entombing jewels for vernacular speaking Josephine shew wing scars from fire       that threatened Philadelphians thorough lee hence, forcing many civilians       to dive vining Davy Jones's locker pre view       in 1736 after swallowing embalming fluid       ha I did "FAKE" you tubal heave poetic pablum from human zoo!