Incorrigible Recalcitrant Doppelganger Mine

Incorrigible Recalcitrant - Doppelganger (mine) Ala Goofus and Gallant highlights my diametrically divergent alter egos always the reserved obedient docile boy afeared to stray outside narrow circumscribed comfort zone figuratively tethered extremely short leash choked me like yoked oxen, albeit non red dually bullish under bated breath otherwise submissive internalizing fury and rage relentlessly lambasted daily school bus ride analogous highway to hell, thus envisioned monstrous physique linkedin to superpowers... whereby giant beastie boy within scrawny nerd visiting jocular comeuppance bopping "jocks" on their beanies with rotten tangerines (Tom Lehrer would be proud) knocking senseless nasty brutes gleefully pummeling rapscallions casually, heroically avenging purging immediate threat while smugly jauntily relishing carefree blessed awesome fistpumping air joyous ride duplicating bad ass daring do dexterously doubling (wishful) dream come true one prior pipsqueak - yours truly punishing pestiferous classmates, who sadistically doled out daily dose, non USDA approved cavalier fierce injustice taken aback when mine knuckles compress hoodlums opprobrious wicked yakking (actually silenced) fountainhead spewing toxins exuberantly effusively ebulliently cleaning principle ringleader's clocks at long last traumatizing measure for measure antagonistic arch nemesis inflicting insufferable torment once passively quaffed ruffians threats, now all's well that ends well, no matter yours truly expelled forever pleasantly humming merrily merrily, merrily, merrily, imagined life tis but a dream.