Incomprehensible Space Time Continuum Intrigues

Incomprehensible space/time continuum intrigues... One insignificant, infinitesimal incomprehensibleness cosmic speck, who doth readily confess swallowed within infinite cosmic wormhole, nonetheless, he feels mind boggled, fascinated, transfixed... helpless to express following concept suddenly gripping his feeble mental compass. I haint never gonna get smart enough to understand supposedly how universe under contract to expand subscribers embracing divine intervention ascribe to invisible hand cosmographical phenomena defies garden variety *****sapien understanding schema so grand feeble analogy whereby Neanderthal apt to understand lingual mechanics predicated I grammatically, markedly, pointedly... exclaim with ampersand. No particular reason nor rhyme prompted contemplation Einsteinian/ Stephen Hawking concepts sublime defy one average guy way past his prime ideal, optimal, universal... time to fortify i.e. cognitive ability brewing, immersing, steeping... gray matter within astrophysicist clime, now punishing ignorance mime limited aptitude climb stymied best taught during childhood undoubtedly education pioneer - Haim Ginott speculate would even advocate buzzfeeding fetus with intelligent boosting enzyme. I chomp at the metaphorical bridled bit and chafe not being genius like Trump pit ing president (gag me with a spoon), and lemme don pith helm mitt this crash test dummy, whit no shadow of doubt ready to quit human race if said nitwit nabs 20/20 election twit tilling, spindling, mutilating, fondling... constitutional sacred writ issuing dynastic emperor gambit hastening cremated ashes (mine) launched into distant orbit bajillion light years careering, hopscotching, zipping eventually reincarnated into runny Babbit ironically enslaved for profit blindly obedient dagnabbit, indentured as intergalactic caddy fired while under probation as apprentice up Paul ling lee forced to exit Sartre's stage door left sporting embarrassing MAGA prison outfit hustled away courtesy as laughingstock exhibit. Thus, I helm ship of state into black void alone within cosmos, yes...overjoyed!