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Inanimate Objects

Have you ever had this happen to you?
You're walking along, minding your business
When a pole leaps out in front of you
Rattles your brain leaving you senseless

Inanimate objects aren't so inanimate 
It seems they have a mind of their own
You're strolling along when a boulder appears
Stub your toe and it hurts to the bone

Sometimes when your patio doors are clean
It's just like there's no glass at all
With a confident stride, you walk into them 
Smash your nose and you try not to bawl 

You're running for a bus and then it happens
You slip on a discarded banana peel
You wind up with your bum high in the air
Doing some acrobatic cartwheels

You wonder how these inanimate objects
Seem to know the right time to attack
It happens when you surely least expect it
And your wheels come right off the track!

©Jack Ellison 2012

Copyright © | Year Posted 2012




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Date: 3/27/2016 7:20:00 PM
"Inanimate objects aren't so inanimate It seems they have a mind of their own" That's so true huh? Love this creative funny! Your poetry is uplifting and puts a smile on my face! Always, Laura
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Jack Ellison
Date: 3/27/2016 9:29:00 PM
So you've found that too!!! KEEP SMILING SWEETIE!!! xxx

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