Imagine - I Do Not Own a Pair of Pajamas

      I do not own a pair of pajamas
        In winter, what do I do

      Do I pile on the covers
        or do I lie there and shiver

      If I leave this to your imagination
        you might charge me with sexploitation

      So, here’s my secret – 
        No, I don’t borrow my son’s

      What I do is close the window!
         It’s off with the clothes
            ~ On with the skin show
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March 29, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Hi Gershon no need for pyjamas when you still have your partner to keep you warm.
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March 28, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Forget the window, close the curtains…lol
Elliott Avatar
March 28, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Lol, Gershon. Witty penning. I'm a fan of seeing young actor Kit Harington in the buff on the HBO series, "Game of Thrones," lol. Got my geriatric heart pumping, ha, ha! Won't watch the series again, way too sad. Your unique penning has many fans here on PS. Shabbat Shalom and Happy Weekend!
Tor Avatar
March 28, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Me too I'm like you and Keith. Thanks for the laugh this morning first it was the house poem and now this. Enjoy your day my friend. It is always a pleasure to see what is on your crazy, no eccentric, no clever, witty, imaginative, creative, conservative, rational, exciting, Comedic, Looney mind to use a few adjectives. Lol enjoy your weekend Gershon adios Amigo...
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March 28, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I’m furiously pushing my image delete button. I don’t wear ‘em either!
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