I'M Not Bigfoot!

(This is a fictional poem People think I'm a beast because I'm hairy. They run when they see me because they think I'm scary. They think I'm bigfoot but that's not true. They think that because I wear size eighteen shoes. When people look at me, they think a monster is what they're seeing. They're shocked when they learn that I'm just a hairy human being. I went to a girl's house for a blind date and you should've saw her run. I was sterile for a year because her dad shot me in the balls with a tranquilizer gun. When I went to a diner last night, everybody ran. I'm getting tired of people thinking I'm a monster just because I'm a hairy and smelly man.