I’m Going To Offend You

I’m going to offend you I will I might I won’t be able to help myself help yourself to my apology my diatribe be my tribe I sign so you can hear me out don’t shout don’t be cute it’s all about love thy neighbor the Samaritan not the cool guy the one you hate ain’t you going to pass him by for the other guy you know the one you like who agrees with you day and night like a bobblehead see the head a-bobbl’n try on your neighbor’s shoes step in the doo-doo you think that’s disgusting you do you do you wipe your neighbor off your feet don’t care what side of the fence you’re on you’re either kind or not what kind are you stop don’t even ask but do ask for sugar neighbors that’s what they do or are supposed to was that lost to the fifties won’t you even chance for peace seems it’s a split crack open the door a little more …a little more and when your at the door look ‘em in the eye don’t try to sell ‘em a vacuum cleaner thank the Lord no one sells those anymore nor encyclopedias stay away from the media and love your neighbor