I'M Drowning

I am a soda addict Of this I can attest I must give up the soda I have to do my best The carbonation kills me Yet still I drink it down I wake up in the morning To not so friendly sounds I now drink so much water I’m ready to explode I’m always in the bathroom Relieving from the load They say the water helps with The brittleness of bones But all it really helps with Is passing of some stones Though, I am feeling better As water is so healthy My bladder is now filled Giving me much buoyancy