I'M Different Now
In the past I was young and slim
My body looked dapper and neat
Now it's just a worn appendage
That keeps me from smelling my feet
My hair was long brown and wavy
My moustache was pepper, no salt
I looked like, money in the bank
But now I look more like the vault!
I had lots of fun when I was young
My entertainment was some pool
Now It's more like skin tag your it
And see if you can try not to drool!
On the bright side I can't go bald again
And my gall bladder will never return
I'm too slow to make many mistakes
And there's very few lessons left to learn!
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