I'M Allergic To My Mother-In-Law
I admit it, I'm allergic to my mother-in-law
She gives me hives and makes me sneeze
I've even been known to cough alot
And, sometimes, I might even wheeze
I mean it, that woman drives me crazy
My face distorts and I twitch
Even the smell of her stinky perfume
Will just always make me itch
Even if she calls me on the telephone
Her voice just drives me insane
Try to imagine a "moose on crack"
Then you'll understand my pain
That woman even thinks she's Hitler
She even has that silly mustache
And anytime I see her coming
Out the door I go, in a flash
Okay, I know you think I exaggerate
But I'm telling you, these are the facts
The woman is truly out to get me
I can tell by the way that she acts
Now you probably think this is funny
But remember the words that I've said
She'll be the only one laughing
When they find her son-in-law dead
Copyright © Larry Belt | Year Posted 2010
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