I'M Allergic To My Mother-In-Law

I admit it, I'm allergic to my mother-in-law She gives me hives and makes me sneeze I've even been known to cough alot And, sometimes, I might even wheeze I mean it, that woman drives me crazy My face distorts and I twitch Even the smell of her stinky perfume Will just always make me itch Even if she calls me on the telephone Her voice just drives me insane Try to imagine a "moose on crack" Then you'll understand my pain That woman even thinks she's Hitler She even has that silly mustache And anytime I see her coming Out the door I go, in a flash Okay, I know you think I exaggerate But I'm telling you, these are the facts The woman is truly out to get me I can tell by the way that she acts Now you probably think this is funny But remember the words that I've said She'll be the only one laughing When they find her son-in-law dead