I'M A-Hangin' Up My Spurs

Hank had cowboyed and rodeoed fer nigh on forty years,
Ridin' in sleet, rain and snow a-herdin' cantankerous steers.
His hide was tough as leather and his legs was slightly bowed,
But brandin' dogies and fixin' fences was all he ever knowed!

His gut was made of iron from a diet of taters, beans and bacon.
Many times he was throwed from his hoss but his will remained unshaken.
He'd been bit by rattlesnakes and scarred from many barroom brawls,
And kicked by many a skittish bronc while muckin' out their stalls!

When tryin' to halt stampedes, Hank was often gravely gored,
And was hoarse from yellin' and cussin' at that riotous horde.
When shoein' hosses they often left an imprint on his chest,
Where flyin' hoofs landed leavin' him angry and depressed!

He didn't git rich and couldn't hoard money fer a rainy day;
Not much chance of accumulatin' such on a cowpokes meager pay.
His bed was usually 'neath the stars with his saddle fer a pillow,
Sharin' space with his old dog Spike and an occasional armadillo!

One day he up and told the boss, "I've had my fill of a cowboy's life.
I'm a-quittin' as of now.  My old bones is weary from all this strife.
I'm saddle sore and tired of bunkhouse livin' and all yer stingin' slurs.
You kin take this job and shove it 'cause I'm a-hangin' up my spurs!"

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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Copyright © | Year Posted 2015

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Eastman Avatar
September 24, 2015 at 10:30 AM
Definitely one of your best! Bravo!
Rigoler Avatar
September 17, 2015 at 8:47 PM
Hey, Robert, I cracked up on this one! Love those localisms throughout! Years ago there used to be a cowboy (a cow vet, actually) on PBS by the last name of Black. You remind me of him so much. So glad you posted this one. Best to you. / C.L.
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September 8, 2015 at 4:35 PM
I give you top marks for this witty and entertaining cowboy write, Robert!! Like the easy rhyme and the language form, too...very fitting! All the best, my friend. // paul
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September 9, 2015 at 11:49 AM
Thank you, Paul. I'm glad you enjoyed it and were able to "interpret" cowboy lingo! Best always - bob h
A. Sharma Avatar
September 8, 2015 at 1:28 AM
Great humour in this one Robert, love the wit on age! Well time to enter a museum n be history is still far off as the pen is still young n words flow smooth !
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September 7, 2015 at 10:31 PM
G'day Robert... there comes a time when the horses get crankier, the cattle run faster, daylight comes too quick, and tea-breaks are too short... and the spurs become monuments - farewell Hank - thank you Robert - Lindsay
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September 7, 2015 at 10:07 PM
As usual, you have a little gem here. There are days when I feel like hanging up my spurs too..hope all is well with you guys. Havent been around much lately, glad I got here in time to read your piece. BG
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September 8, 2015 at 11:05 AM
Thank you dear BeeGee! I appreciate your encouragement and support. Gosh, I hope you are feeling better. Always treasure your comments re my "concoctions". bob h
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September 7, 2015 at 7:42 PM
Bob, I sure enjoyed reading your cowboy poem! You write the most entertaining stories in rhyme! Love, Kim
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September 8, 2015 at 11:06 AM
Thank you, Kim. I treasure your comments. Keep on writing your verse for our enjoyment and best to you - bob h
Smith Avatar
September 7, 2015 at 4:13 PM
Yeehaw...a fabulous tale Bob
Onclaud Avatar
September 7, 2015 at 3:16 PM
a delightful cowboy tale with a pinch of bright humor, bob.. enjoyed the last few lines, lol... huggs
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