Illuminati Wouldn'T Let Me Name This Poem

I've been kidnapped and held hostage by the illuminati cause I eat Pizza Illuminati and pizza both have "I" in but wait it gets deeper Pizza is also shaped like a triangle, and so is the illuminati sign Welcome to my illuminati mind I was a loser, I've been taken to better place I got saved from hell by the illuminati now I'm at heavens gates No relationships I'm just bedding dates She said "You don't get tired,so I'm going to call you Kevin gates" I'm no longer allowed to watch football because the penalty spot is shaped like a circle Illuminati said "If you do, we'll either take your life or hurt you" The pitch is big but There's no triangle shape in it This is just one of the rules, make sure you don't end up breaking it This poem should come attached to an Illuminati sign Welcome to my Illuminati mind This was just a joke, this isn't how I feel I'm smart enough to know the illuminati isn't real