If You Speak Dog

I heard the dog let out a long drawn out
Exasperated, disgusted sigh.
Before I saw her.
She was on the bed,
But since she is ebony, she had disappeared
In the bowels of a black coat I had left there.

She wants to go to bed, thank you kindly.
Just go! I say, sternly. 
She opens not an eye.
Just gives me another loud, disturbing yawn.
Letting me know it is past her bedtime and
She is not happy about it.

She is already on a bed,
But if you speak dog you will realize
This is the problem.
She is unhappy because
I am not on that bed too.
Dogs have mastered the 
G in the guilt department.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2019

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Proxenos Avatar
March 3, 2019 at 12:45 PM
This poem is both funny and true, they certainly know how to make us feel guilty, but we love them so, they always win! Poetry hugs Caren, Jennifer.
Krutsinger Avatar
March 3, 2019 at 2:22 PM
My dog is irritated because it is so cold out there today!
Wolf Avatar
March 3, 2019 at 11:36 AM
Ha, ha!You communicate with dogs better than many people communicate with each other! Bravo! :) gw
Krutsinger Avatar
March 3, 2019 at 2:22 PM
Thank you; I like dogs better than a lot of people too.
Faulkner Avatar
March 2, 2019 at 6:35 PM
Our dog decides pretty much what he wants to do, then does it! I let him get away with so much!
Krutsinger Avatar
March 2, 2019 at 6:49 PM
We are the dog-minions here, her servants and her jesters. She laughs at us, knowing she has full power.
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