If It Is Not Scottish, It Is Crap-W
Welcome to All Things Scottish –
If it's not Scottish, it's craaaapp.
When in Scotland, be a scot.
If you don’t wear T-shirt with the words
“If it ain’t Scottish, it’s crap”
You are other than a scot.
If you have not visited any Shoppe
For Scottish mom and pop fish’n chip
You are other than a scot.
If you have not visited Edinburgh Castle
And the homes of Sir Walter Scot
You are other than a scot.
If you don’t visit the old pubs
To drink Scotch whisky
You are other than a scot.
If you have not read Burns’ poem
My luv was like red red roses
You are other than a scot
If don’t put on the manly garb kilt
When you are getting married
You are other than a scot
Going on date first time
What brand condom selected
If not scotish, it’s crap.
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Tenth Placement
For Catch Phrase Contest of Deborah Guzi
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