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If I were a woman

If I were a woman, I think it would be hard to find a man, Who could eat without leaving crumbs everywhere, That would cause me, to despair, And make me wish I was a man and did not care. If there were crumbs everywhere, And thank women for the secret, failing to share, Of how not to leave crumbs everywhere.

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Date: 6/13/2025 3:13:00 PM
Hand held vacuums ! if I was your female friend in your house, blueberry muffins would not be allowed on the couch! Sorry about that. Tee hee
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David Smith
Date: 6/20/2025 2:44:00 PM
Sorry taken long to reply. But I love blueberry muffins and blueberries in general. I have taken up badminton again. There is a mixture of young and old men and women. I think the women come to get away from crumbs. No supper after badminton. It is doubles only so mixing with high school students is great. Gives much needed hope for a future. Thanks for reading David Smith
Date: 8/5/2024 9:56:00 PM
I read your comment to Mr, wolf...lol...much love
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David Smith
Date: 8/5/2024 10:01:00 PM
Crumbs tend to upset women for some reason. What's a few crumbs between friends.
Date: 8/1/2024 7:42:00 PM
I enjoy this poem, David. And I assure you: It is NOT a crummy poem. Keep smiling, Gershon
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David Smith
Date: 8/1/2024 9:13:00 PM
Thank you Gershon. I cannot prevent leaving crumbs for love or money. Yet my wife leaves not a one. Regards David in NZ

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