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If I Were a Serial Killer

If I were a serial killer I would not use a knife; because I have always been afraid of them And you would have to get your face and your hands too close to their face and chest. If I were a serial killer I would not use a gun; because I do not like them. They make terrible holes, and lots of noise. Also, some of them kick back and hurt your shoulder. If I were a serial killer I could not strangle anyone because I am an asthmatic and it seems incredibly cruel. If I were a serial killer I could not hang anyone because I do not want to have to get up there and put the rope up. If I were a serial killer I would have to run over people with my car. Wait! Then it might get blood and flesh on it. Scratch that! If I were a serial killer, I would give people an overdose of sleeping pills. So many that they would fall into a deep sleep and not even realize they were dead for a long time. If I were a serial killer.

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Date: 8/15/2020 11:23:00 PM
If.... If soft lost to stiff, if dead beat live a bit.... Oh, to wonder at the demented minds! Daring write, Caren.
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 8/16/2020 4:48:00 PM
Thank you Sigrid. It was a writing prompt at another site.

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