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Enter Poem or Quote (Required)Required If I were a serial killer I would not use a knife; because I have always been afraid of them And you would have to get your face and your hands too close to their face and chest. If I were a serial killer I would not use a gun; because I do not like them. They make terrible holes, and lots of noise. Also, some of them kick back and hurt your shoulder. If I were a serial killer I could not strangle anyone because I am an asthmatic and it seems incredibly cruel. If I were a serial killer I could not hang anyone because I do not want to have to get up there and put the rope up. If I were a serial killer I would have to run over people with my car. Wait! Then it might get blood and flesh on it. Scratch that! If I were a serial killer, I would give people an overdose of sleeping pills. So many that they would fall into a deep sleep and not even realize they were dead for a long time. If I were a serial killer.
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