If I Was God

If I was God, I would have put the forbidden fruit a bit higher So Eve wouldn't reach it I wouldn't just make it forbidden, i would hire Joe Biden With his whole army to guard it I would have given Trevor Noah to Adam the moment he told me that he was bored. I would have made Facebook So Eve would deny the serpent's friend request earlier And they would have never gone out on a date If i was God I don't think i would have made Instagram Eve would just use it to market her righteously naked body To Lucifer like her daughters today Men preying on the little girls they supposed to be praying for If i was God, street kids would ride on horses like Kings Testifying they have a better father in heaven who cares If i was God Nike and Gucci would be churches So many followers, my son had twelve only If i was God, sex would be Something promised on the last pages of the Bible Money wouldn't be the root of all evil Money would be gospel verses You trade on the street, you give your kids And you keep in your wallet, safe and secure If i was God, Prayer would be something done with eyes opened So that you see that what you're praying for has already been given If i was God, mosquitos would be messengers of good Helping man sing praises to me every night If i was God, i would grant scholarships to get to heave If i was God, i wouldn't make me a God Because selfishness runs in my DNA How they took my father out on custody If i was God, i would turn the judge's daughter into a serial killer The teacher's son into an academic failure The pastor's son into an atheist Because the children of a loving God Turned out to be Savage, hating monsters Wipe out every prophet who chases after profits Every doctor who serves his bank account before saving lives Every man who thinks women are trees where you can just bite fruit from and leave them If i was God, orphans would get scholarships to go to heaven Who knows what hell those poor creatures have been put through here on earth They don't deserve anymore suffering If i was God the barren woman with no child Would walk around wearing a crown that says "My God is still faithful" no make believe The Bible would be a man with a voice, or a woman too We need something more than a book to make us believe If i was God, people would fall in love in churches, not clubs Just if i was God...