If Humans Chirped

If humans chirped, chirped, chirped
What would it sound like if they burped?

Would it sound like a chirp-up?
Or like they got their leg caught in a stirrup?

If humans chirped and ate and burped
Would it sound divine or like they lurched?

Would it sound as if they ate worms?
Or ate lobster and with the cook they came to terms?

Ahhh, lets just wonder what it would sound like
if humans chirped and if they would use a mic?

By Susan Mills
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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Devonshire Avatar
June 24, 2010 at 12:51 PM
What a clever play on words, Susan. You brought me a big smile. Thank you! Love, Carolyn
Ajith Avatar
June 23, 2010 at 1:08 AM
nice work.made me smile.really entertaining.keep your pen flowing .
Stacey Avatar
June 21, 2010 at 2:23 AM
an entertaining poem. funny and left me wondering. Best Regards Paul
Dietrich Avatar
June 19, 2010 at 12:02 AM
hey, this is very cute and clever. I enjoyed it! Luv, Andrea
Culverhouse Avatar
June 18, 2010 at 5:26 PM
funny why not wonder??
Tideswell Avatar
June 18, 2010 at 12:21 PM
lol, how could I not take a look with a title like that?? Amusing ponderings ~ Sharon :)
Neels Avatar
June 18, 2010 at 11:22 AM
I love the humour in this piece Susan, really enjoyed it :) Btw I agree with you on love taking two to tango and two to make it work :) love WN
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June 18, 2010 at 10:40 AM
Wow, what a funny thing to ponder on, love it..P.D.
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