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If Hair Color Matters

Super stud Enjoyed life with many lovely buds Watched the angry surf Feeling the need to protect his turf When all of a sudden Ma Bell did ring And his dear old friend Win was searching for something “I am curious to know Who is going to choose you to be their beau?” Since Win was a gaming God He wanted to create a teaser odd Brunette was three to one Blonde feelings were “I want a family and a son” As for the red head she did not care Presenting a fiery glow and flair Only interested in a daring flaming affair Using an ear piece the All American idol did listen To the statement that was Win’s mission “True my blonde friends are looking to put baked goods in the oven While the redheads are steaming hot luring and loving As for the brunettes are favorites you see Smart and silky studying for a degree” Taking the opinions he did post Information that could make the seductive star Sunday roast Win put in for the dinner host A situation to brag and boast Given a certain wine None of them wanted to decline Hearing the player give them a charming time When the enchanting courses came to an end Win waited around to see who the knight’s chivalry would defend “So is it going to be?” “The Redhead, a Brunette or Blondie,” Win asked sipping his tea “I have many friends having different hair colors Only one can be my true lover Letting you cover About hair If I can share She can lie By using colored dye A single drop In her crop During the time she gets her chop chop Making me choose Someone will loose Starting to accuse Allowing me to refuse This gambling muse That is why I embrace them all the proper call” Hearing this Win cleaned his own dish Washing a pounding fist Wanting closure to the bachelor’s list Knowing it was a tactical stall Forcing Win to work the girls’ figures from receipt’s dated ‘the mall’ “I must go and adjust my little black book Add in the ingredient ‘does she cook?” Headed for the door Win noting the early morning mathematical chore There are many factors that make the relationship team Most being ‘saying what you mean’ It is not what comes inside the head Determining the criteria reasons to be wed When it is time to sign On the life partner dotted line Do not depend on a good looking shrine Or where to dine Use the heart When casting the part For if the image fits There is success in the matrimony kit Just make sure she never met good friend Win Or she will cash the betting tickets claiming next of kin

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