If Hair Color Matters
Super stud
Enjoyed life with many lovely buds
Watched the angry surf
Feeling the need to protect his turf
When all of a sudden Ma Bell did ring
And his dear old friend Win was searching for something
“I am curious to know
Who is going to choose you to be their beau?”
Since Win was a gaming God
He wanted to create a teaser odd
Brunette was three to one
Blonde feelings were “I want a family and a son”
As for the red head she did not care
Presenting a fiery glow and flair
Only interested in a daring flaming affair
Using an ear piece the All American idol did listen
To the statement that was Win’s mission
“True my blonde friends are looking to put baked goods in the oven
While the redheads are steaming hot luring and loving
As for the brunettes are favorites you see
Smart and silky studying for a degree”
Taking the opinions he did post
Information that could make the seductive star Sunday roast
Win put in for the dinner host
A situation to brag and boast
Given a certain wine
None of them wanted to decline
Hearing the player give them a charming time
When the enchanting courses came to an end
Win waited around to see who the knight’s chivalry would defend
“So is it going to be?”
“The Redhead, a Brunette or Blondie,”
Win asked sipping his tea
“I have many friends having different hair colors
Only one can be my true lover
Letting you cover
About hair
If I can share
She can lie
By using colored dye
A single drop
In her crop
During the time she gets her chop chop
Making me choose
Someone will loose
Starting to accuse
Allowing me to refuse
This gambling muse
That is why I embrace them all
the proper call”
Hearing this
Win cleaned his own dish
Washing a pounding fist
Wanting closure to the bachelor’s list
Knowing it was a tactical stall
Forcing Win to work the girls’ figures from receipt’s dated ‘the mall’
“I must go and adjust my little black book
Add in the ingredient ‘does she cook?”
Headed for the door
Win noting the early morning mathematical chore
There are many factors that make the relationship team
Most being ‘saying what you mean’
It is not what comes inside the head
Determining the criteria reasons to be wed
When it is time to sign
On the life partner dotted line
Do not depend on a good looking shrine
Or where to dine
Use the heart
When casting the part
For if the image fits
There is success in the matrimony kit
Just make sure she never met good friend Win
Or she will cash the betting tickets claiming next of kin
Copyright © Marc O'Brien | Year Posted 2020
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