If Hair Color Matters

Super stud 
Enjoyed life with many lovely buds 
Watched the angry surf 
Feeling the need to protect his turf 
When all of a sudden Ma Bell did ring 
And his dear old friend Win was searching for something 
“I am curious to know 
Who is going to choose you to be their beau?” 
Since Win was a gaming God 
He wanted to create a teaser odd 
Brunette was three to one 
Blonde feelings were “I want a family and a son” 
As for the red head she did not care 
Presenting a fiery glow and flair 
Only interested in a daring flaming affair 
Using an ear piece the All American idol did listen 
To the statement that was Win’s mission 
“True my blonde friends are looking to put baked goods in the oven 
While the redheads are steaming hot luring and loving 
As for the brunettes are favorites you see 
Smart and silky studying for a degree” 
Taking the opinions he did post 
Information that could make the seductive star Sunday roast 
Win put in for the dinner host 
A situation to brag and boast 
Given a certain wine 
None of them wanted to decline 
Hearing the player give them a charming time 
When the enchanting courses came to an end 
Win waited around to see who the knight’s chivalry would defend 
“So is it going to be?”
“The Redhead, a Brunette or Blondie,” 
Win asked sipping his tea 
“I have many friends having different hair colors 
Only one can be my true lover 
Letting you cover 
About hair 
If I can share 
She can lie 
By using colored dye 
A single drop 
In her crop 
During the time she gets her chop chop 
Making me choose 
Someone will loose 
Starting to accuse 
Allowing me to refuse 
This gambling muse 
That is why I embrace them all 
the proper call”
Hearing this 
Win cleaned his own dish 
Washing a pounding fist 
Wanting closure to the bachelor’s list 
Knowing it was a tactical stall 
Forcing Win to work the girls’ figures from receipt’s dated ‘the mall’ 
“I must go and adjust my little black book 
Add in the ingredient ‘does she cook?” 
Headed for the door 
Win noting the early morning mathematical chore 
There are many factors that make the relationship team 
Most being ‘saying what you mean’ 
It is not what comes inside the head 
Determining the criteria reasons to be wed 
When it is time to sign 
On the life partner dotted line 
Do not depend on a good looking shrine 
Or where to dine 
Use the heart 
When casting the part 
For if the image fits 
There is success in the matrimony kit 
Just make sure she never met good friend Win 
Or she will cash the betting tickets claiming next of kin
Copyright © | Year Posted 2020

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