Identity Crisis

Stepped right through 
That hole in the wall
To find myself 
In her front hall

Hello is that you she said 
And I thought what the heck 
And checked down my body 
From my ankles to my neck
From the neck up I already 
Knew it was me 
I’d looked in a mirror
Just before tea

But as for the rest 
You just never know
Somebody else’s bits
Might be on show
There’s just a chance
One of the undead
Had sneaked up on me 
And borrowed my head

Or maybe it was just a dream
And I wasn’t really me
And I had eaten 
Another man’s tea
Come to think of it
I never knew
That I liked 
Irish stew

Can’t
Recall
Ever eating it 
Before at all
So I shouted back 
It’s not me at all
And slipped back out
Through the hole in the wall

I’m not going back there again
I can’t stand the shame
Of another man’s body
Maybe using my name
The trouble is 
I’ve found to my cost
If I aren’t me 
Then I must be lost

On the other hand 
It’s the chance of a life
To have some fun 
With another bloke’s wife
Copyright © | Year Posted 2023

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January 7, 2023 at 12:42 PM
Terry you're crazy !!!! l LOVE it ,, I needed a laugh. lf you don't become a household name for your poetry, you should be a comedian. This one has to go on ( my already full of Terry lreland poems) favourite list.
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January 8, 2023 at 1:30 AM
Thanks Wen. Honestly, this really is me replying, I checked before I started. x
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