I Would Never Raise My Child Like That

She had all kinds of suggestions. I was raising my children incorrectly. She could not stop giving me ideas. She had never had children of her own, but I pretended to listen. My children groaned when they saw her coming. Made themselves scarce, which gave me a little break. Ten years later when she had her own children she apologized for all of those "I would never.'s" because she told me that she has now.