Andrea Dietrich Poet Limerick

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Actually, I do not wish to be this animal. I just wanted to do the limerick on him!

 

I Wish That I Was

I wish that I was a baboon

to make all the lady apes swoon.

On my chest I would pound.

Then I’d strut all around,

drop my pants, and show them my moon.


For Viv Wigley's "I wish I was" Poetry Contest

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Juliet Ligon May 9, 2018 at 10:45 PM What a sight, LOL! Congratulations, Andrea!

Agnes Krampe May 8, 2018 at 2:46 PM LOL, that was funny - and I totally get why Viv woudl have thought this one is by Jan ;) Congrats on your win.

Eve Roper May 8, 2018 at 11:51 AM Andrea, this is so funny <3 Congratulations on your creative winning write. hugs

Kim Rodrigues May 7, 2018 at 8:05 PM This was a hoot! Congrats, Andrea!

Jan Allison May 7, 2018 at 12:46 PM Dropping back with my congrats Andrea:-) hugs Jan xx

Viv Wigley May 7, 2018 at 11:56 AM Congrats and thanks for entering my contest, Andrea. I drop my trousers in salute :)

Line Gauthier May 7, 2018 at 11:20 AM Back with well deserved congrats, Andrea.

Pandita Sietesantos May 7, 2018 at 10:37 AM Hahaha - you made me laugh out loud today! How utterly funny - love it, Andy! Congrats on you lovely win! Hugs. Pandita

Gershon Wolf May 7, 2018 at 9:56 AM Oh! Oh! Oh! What can I say? Words do not suffice! Hilarious!! Congrats! ~gw

Gershon Wolf May 7, 2018 at 9:56 AM Oh! Oh! Oh! What can I say? Words do not suffice! Hilarious!! Congrats! ~gw

Alexis Y. May 7, 2018 at 8:09 AM I'm just coming back to say congratulations back to say congratulations on your 2nd place win. It was well deserved:-) Alexis

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart May 7, 2018 at 7:59 AM Hee hee ho ho into the faves we go! ;p Compngrats on your win !!! xomo :)

Susan Gentry May 7, 2018 at 5:54 AM Lol. Congratulations, Anndrea, on your win. This is so cute! Well done.

Subimal Sinha-Roy May 7, 2018 at 3:03 AM Congratulations on your great win, Andrea, as usual.

Ralph Sergi May 6, 2018 at 12:05 PM Great laughable limerick, Andrea!

John Gondolf May 6, 2018 at 8:12 AM Great limerick, Andrea, it gave me a good laugh this morning. John

Line Gauthier May 5, 2018 at 10:54 AM What a charmer, Andrea.

Alexis Y. May 5, 2018 at 9:58 AM Lol! Andrea, Your limerick was hilarious. I enjoyed the photo too. It looks like a winner to me. I wish you the best of luck in the contest:-) Alexis

Jennifer Walker May 5, 2018 at 9:44 AM Clever and witty.

Charles Messina May 5, 2018 at 6:19 AM I love it! very witty indeed. Good luck in the contest, Andrea, all the best...Charlie

Vijay Pandit May 5, 2018 at 5:50 AM Excellent Andrea..the picture says it all! A win for sure!!

Jan Allison May 5, 2018 at 3:05 AM oh so clever Andrea wish I'd thought of this one - that final line is hilariarse lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Tom Cunningham May 5, 2018 at 2:04 AM Great Lim Andrea, when I went to Kenya they were everywhere, yes, they ak have that prominent Moon ' lol. Good luck. Tom.