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Actually, I do not wish to be this animal. I just wanted to do the limerick on him!

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I wish that I was a baboon to make all the lady apes swoon. On my chest I would pound. Then I’d strut all around, drop my pants, and show them my moon. For Viv Wigley's "I wish I was" Poetry Contest

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Juliet Ligon

Date: 5/9/2018 10:45:00 PM

What a sight, LOL! Congratulations, Andrea!

Agnes Krampe

Date: 5/8/2018 2:46:00 PM

LOL, that was funny - and I totally get why Viv woudl have thought this one is by Jan ;) Congrats on your win.

Eve Roper

Date: 5/8/2018 11:51:00 AM

Andrea, this is so funny <3 Congratulations on your creative winning write. hugs

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 5/7/2018 8:05:00 PM

This was a hoot! Congrats, Andrea!

Jan Allison

Date: 5/7/2018 12:46:00 PM

Dropping back with my congrats Andrea:-) hugs Jan xx

Viv Wigley

Date: 5/7/2018 11:56:00 AM

Congrats and thanks for entering my contest, Andrea. I drop my trousers in salute :)

Line Gauthier

Date: 5/7/2018 11:20:00 AM

Back with well deserved congrats, Andrea.

Pandita Sietesantos

Date: 5/7/2018 10:37:00 AM

Hahaha - you made me laugh out loud today! How utterly funny - love it, Andy! Congrats on you lovely win! Hugs. Pandita

Gershon Wolf

Date: 5/7/2018 9:56:00 AM

Oh! Oh! Oh! What can I say? Words do not suffice! Hilarious!! Congrats! ~gw

Gershon Wolf

Date: 5/7/2018 9:56:00 AM

Oh! Oh! Oh! What can I say? Words do not suffice! Hilarious!! Congrats! ~gw

Alexis Y.

Date: 5/7/2018 8:09:00 AM

I'm just coming back to say congratulations back to say congratulations on your 2nd place win. It was well deserved:-) Alexis

Maureen Mcgreavy

Date: 5/7/2018 7:59:00 AM

Hee hee ho ho into the faves we go! ;p Compngrats on your win !!! xomo :)

Susan Gentry

Date: 5/7/2018 5:54:00 AM

Lol. Congratulations, Anndrea, on your win. This is so cute! Well done.

Subimal Sinha-Roy

Date: 5/7/2018 3:03:00 AM

Congratulations on your great win, Andrea, as usual.

Ralph Sergi

Date: 5/6/2018 12:05:00 PM

Great laughable limerick, Andrea!

John Gondolf

Date: 5/6/2018 8:12:00 AM

Great limerick, Andrea, it gave me a good laugh this morning. John

Line Gauthier

Date: 5/5/2018 10:54:00 AM

What a charmer, Andrea.

Alexis Y.

Date: 5/5/2018 9:58:00 AM

Lol! Andrea, Your limerick was hilarious. I enjoyed the photo too. It looks like a winner to me. I wish you the best of luck in the contest:-) Alexis

Jennifer Walker

Date: 5/5/2018 9:44:00 AM

Clever and witty.