I Was Going To- But

'Twas a week before Christmas And I've not done my shopping I was going this morning But first, my floors needed a mopping I was going to mop them But I first had to broom Then, I waited to sweep them Till I first cleaned the room With pots and pans messy From the cookies I baked And icing on the counter Where the cookies were caked I wanted to run the dishwasher Before I swept the floor And I wanted to wipe fingerprints That were smudged on the door But I waited to do that Till I cleaned out my fridge But I figure I'd wait Till I ate me a smidge... Of waffles with butter All smothered in sugar But I lost my darn appetite When I noticed a booger With all that I've not done It had messed with my head Said- "The hell with my shopping... I'll just go back to bed"