I Wanna Write a Poem
I wanna write a poem,
but I ain't got no pen;
I'll sit here lookin' stupid,
my patience is wearin' thin!
I wanna write a poem,
but I ain't got no paper;
"Brain fart's" my middle name,
that's my latest caper!
I wanna write a poem,
but I ain't got no words;
Perhaps I'll go to the litterbox,
an' count the kitty's turds!
I wanna write a poem,
but I ain't got no hope;
My chances are slim to zero,
maybe I'll call the Pope!
I wanna write a poem,
I'm runnin' outta gas;
Guess I'll go to the bathroom,
Ideas are stuck in my..."BLEEP!!"
Copyright © Milton Toran | Year Posted 2009
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