Jack Ellison Poet Limerick

I Tumble On Me Bummo

Well hello there all my sweet dudes and dudettes
As I write this I contemplate dancing with the Rockettes
However when attempting their famous kicks
This endeavour leaves me in quite a fix
I ungraciously tumble on me bummo and my undies I do wet


© Jack Ellison 2015



Bet this conjures up such a charmingly exquisite, artsy fartsy, mental picture, right!!!

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Carol Eastman May 18, 2015 at 6:04 PM Ewwww! Next time when you practice with them... wear a depends... It works every time... And it worth it to get a chance to dance with the Rockettes... Whoa is me... I can't kick that high any more... But have a young Dragon to join them for me... LOL... That would be GREAT to see! Jack Ellison May 18, 2015 at 6:12 PM To tell the truth, it's been decades since I could tie my shoes so now I wear those velcro closures! LOL xxx

Robert Nehls May 18, 2015 at 3:03 AM Hi Jack. Looks like you are the king of limerick. This one is very funny and leaves one with quite an image, as you said. Well, time to go on to another poem and see if I can relieve my mind of such graphic imagery. Have a great day, my friend.... Robert. Jack Ellison May 18, 2015 at 6:23 AM Enjoyed your charmingly humorous reply, my friend! Many thanks for dropping by!

Andrea Dietrich May 17, 2015 at 9:13 AM haha. Funniest one Of all!!! Jack Ellison May 17, 2015 at 9:18 AM Silly eh... The Rockettes??? Does anyone remember them? LOL love, Jack xxx

Kp Nunez May 14, 2015 at 8:06 AM lol! Great one! I can just imagine...hahaha Jack Ellison May 14, 2015 at 11:59 AM Silly old Santa! LOL Hope you are happy and healthy, my dear Kimmie! Will be back home in a couple of days! Love, Jacko xxx

Laura Breidenthal May 14, 2015 at 5:28 AM Hahaha right indeed! I will catch your fall as to prevent such a scene! Love your silliness Jack. Always making me smile <3 Laura Jack Ellison May 14, 2015 at 12:05 PM Awww! Dear Laura what would I do without the sunshine you send me! You are sooooooooooooooooo sweet!!! Love you... huggsies! Jacko xxx

Lindsay Laurie May 13, 2015 at 8:11 PM G'day young Jack... was it some sort of a competition... you must have won first prize Jack - Lindsay Jack Ellison May 14, 2015 at 12:07 PM Had it been a competition, the others wouldn't have stood a chance!!! LOL

Jaycee Cervenka May 13, 2015 at 8:06 PM Oh please do not listen to Tim's suggestion...So glad you are kicking up your heals a bit and hopefully that fall was just into some Florida waves and not a swamp..LOL You always leave so interesting mental pics Jack..Hugs ~Jan Jack Ellison May 14, 2015 at 12:12 PM Interesting mental pictures??? LOL Only a couple of days left... (sob) Love, Jack xxx

Judy Konos May 13, 2015 at 7:35 PM Jack! YOU'RE BACK! Wow WEE WEE Jack Ellison May 14, 2015 at 12:24 PM Not quite! Back of Saturday evening! Found a few I hadn't posted! You are sweet dear Judy! Big huggers and mucho love, Jack xxx

Tim Smith May 13, 2015 at 5:28 PM lol....just take them off...I hear they don't wear any in Florida Jack Ellison May 14, 2015 at 12:27 PM Do not want to expose my sexy bod on these elderly folks down here! They might go into cardiac arrest! LOL You see, I am a caring person!

Jan Allison May 13, 2015 at 5:02 PM ha ha ha Tim is keeping up with the limerick humour and I have posted 2 today:-) Have a wonderful break and come back refreshed:-) Hugs jan xx Jack Ellison May 14, 2015 at 12:29 PM Good for Timmie, he's a pal! Hugs, Jack xxx