I Sued Because I Couldn'T Be a Nun

Everybody is shocked by my lawsuit and because I won. I sued a Convent because they wouldn't let me be a Nun. They said that I couldn't be a Nun because I'm a man. I kept begging to be a Nun so much that I was banned. When they rejected me, it really hurt my feelings and one of my problems is my vanity. A Funny Farm put me in a straight jacket because they said that I suffer from insanity. I was told that I can only be a Priest or a Monk. It was sexual discrimination and it really stunk. I'll be wealthy when the Convent pays me. Why does everybody keep calling me crazy? (This is a fictional poem)