This story was relayed to me...... Was there magic in those rainbow lights... Shining on that bar room floor 'Cause last night something turned one beer Into seven more! Well...I got home just a little late And I couldn't find my keys I thought it was mighty nice of her..... To open the door for me And there she stood....... Well she talked about my mother... And then cussed me again But I was bound and determined To pitch my two cents in With macho words like Why? and Don't! And Oh baby....Please I stood up to that woman!! On my knees Well that old couch was concrete hard Since our waterbed was so smooth 'Thought I'd go upstairs and see If she was in a better mood So I knocked on our bedroom door 'Said honey I just can't sleep 'Thought it was mighty nice of her To open up for me And THERE she stood..... Well she talked about my mother... And then cussed me again But I was bound and determined To pitch my two cents in With macho words like Why? and Don't! And oh baby Please!! I stood up to that woman!! On my knees Protected by copyright and a sleepless night All rights are HERS