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I Sit On the Throne

they put the seat down
their toilet training's complete~
I’m flushed with success!

Senryu - Humorous, Satirical or Dark Poetry Contest

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01/11/21

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Paul Callus

Date: 1/16/2021 6:52:00 AM

Excellent, Jan! A mixture of wit and word play contributed to a winning formula:) Congratulations on your fine win. Hugs // paul

Charlie Smith

Date: 1/15/2021 8:04:00 AM

Congratulations Jan, your poop humor always rises to the top...

Alexis Y.

Date: 1/15/2021 6:30:00 AM

Hi Jan, I'm just coming back to say congratulations on your fine win. Have a great day:-) Alexis

John Lawless

Date: 1/15/2021 6:16:00 AM

such a poetic potty mouth...well done

Mark Koplin

Date: 1/15/2021 5:09:00 AM

Congratulations Jan on your win, always put back up. lol

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 1/15/2021 2:12:00 AM

- Back with congratulations, Jan :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Lei Strauss

Date: 1/14/2021 8:57:00 PM

Congrats Jan! This is so funny hahah!

Line Gauthier

Date: 1/14/2021 6:37:00 PM

Good one, Jan ~ great play on words

Carol Mitra

Date: 1/14/2021 6:23:00 PM

Ha Ha....I loved this one. Congrats on your win :))

Brian Sambourne

Date: 1/14/2021 5:27:00 PM

Top notch funny. Loved it. Best wishes, Brian

Howard Kerr

Date: 1/14/2021 5:22:00 PM

Hi Jan, Congratulations on your excellent win. Thank you for your inbox comment on my submission. Howard

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 1/14/2021 4:32:00 PM

Back with congratulations, Jan!

Jenna Logan

Date: 1/14/2021 2:25:00 PM

Well done for a first place win, Jan!

Tom Cunningham

Date: 1/14/2021 2:17:00 PM

Back with congrats on your win Jan, I bet you feel flushed lol. Tom

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 1/14/2021 1:00:00 PM

outstanding work, Jan. Congrats on well deserved win!

Gary Radice

Date: 1/14/2021 12:29:00 PM

Very good Jan. Well done!

David Kavanagh

Date: 1/14/2021 12:18:00 PM

Always going to be a winner Jan, and deservedly so, back with congratulations, cheers David

Tania Kitchin

Date: 1/14/2021 11:53:00 AM

Jan, congratulations on your first place win with your funny poem! hugs

BE Bailey

Date: 1/13/2021 11:41:00 AM

Oh yes J! I needed the laugh. Perfectly done. Love and hugs B

Linda Alice Fowler

Date: 1/13/2021 8:28:00 AM

Hilarious and oh so true Jan! Made me smile. :)) Linda

Newton Ranaweera

Date: 1/12/2021 9:11:00 PM

Big SMILE, Jan!! Thank you!!

Mark Koplin

Date: 1/12/2021 11:57:00 AM

I'm afraid that's not right, the seat stays in the up position.

Jan Allison
Date: 1/12/2021 12:23:00 PM

No way Jose lol:-) hugs jan xx

Peter Dome

Date: 1/12/2021 9:36:00 AM

haha, Never knew you had to put the seat down?.Is that before or after?.well done.

Jan Allison
Date: 1/12/2021 9:44:00 AM

ha ha ha, well personally I like to sit on it when i need to go lol:-) hugs jan xx

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 1/11/2021 5:31:00 PM

Chuckle...

Jan Allison
Date: 1/12/2021 5:25:00 AM

Thanks Kim:-) hugs jan xx

David Kavanagh

Date: 1/11/2021 3:10:00 PM

Damn you Jan, exposing us men to such ridicule, great toilet humor, my wife has given up on me, best of luck in the contest, cheers David

Jan Allison
Date: 1/11/2021 3:45:00 PM

lol David there is time for you to learn then lol 'toilet training' does take a few years :-) hugs jan xx

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