I Should'A Read the Fine Print

I should'a read the fine print when into the hairdresser's I did go no guarantee that the shade or tint won't end up indigo I looked like a parrot all they said was with a laugh better than looking like a carrot asked if I wanted to buy a scarf I should'a read the fine print after I hit her with my shoe when they called the police asking what caused the to-do said I wasn't supposed to look like parrot a golden blonde was what I wanted you should'a read the fine print is what the policeman quoted. I am sitting in a cell my mind is awhirl I look like a blue parrot in a cage first person who says what a pretty girl will be the victim of my rage. Penned 12/4/2016