I Really Miss Your Muffin Top

I really miss your muffin-top
                           when you are far away
Your saddle-bags I long to touch
                       so come on home to play

My pigeon toes are not the same
                   without your crows feet near
My choppers miss your cooking too
                     it “taint” the same my dear

Is my beer belly on your mind
                        love handles do you miss
and how about my double chin
                        can you live with out this

So bring on back your thunder thighs
                           your saggy bottom too
Your fat beau-legged Valentine
                            now sorely misses you

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Date: 1/19/2022 6:26:00 PM
This silly humor/romance piece you mentioned, has a funny, heavy knockout punch to it! Hilarious!...ab **don't sob, she'll be back in a flash**
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Mike Gentile
Date: 1/20/2022 3:54:00 AM
Thank you so much Anselmo!!!
Date: 1/19/2022 5:41:00 PM
A weighty poem, Mike. Cheers, gw
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Mike Gentile
Date: 1/19/2022 5:54:00 PM
Cheers!! GW!!!
Date: 1/19/2022 10:47:00 AM
As long as she doesn't mind being referred to as "muffin-top" and "thunder thighs" Then, she's a keeper. :) Your thoughts bring a smile. I'm sure you knew they would. Happy Wednesday, Mike. :) Hugs, Brandy
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Mike Gentile
Date: 1/19/2022 2:28:00 PM
I just love silly humor and romance, If I can get a chuckle out of you than I am well satisfied xxoo
Date: 1/19/2022 9:09:00 AM
(chuckling) Ah, how sweet...in a contorted sort of way...Mike. Good writing, rhyming, and flow. I loved it.
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Mike Gentile
Date: 1/19/2022 2:26:00 PM
Yes, i love imperfections as I am full of them and I love to laugh at them!!!
Date: 1/19/2022 7:38:00 AM
Lol getting on in years has its downsides Mike. Tom
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Mike Gentile
Date: 1/19/2022 7:44:00 AM
You got it, Thanks Tom !!
Date: 1/19/2022 7:15:00 AM
So nostalgic as well as emotionally very powerful love-writing. Congratulations!
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Mike Gentile
Date: 1/19/2022 7:44:00 AM
Thank you Christuraj!!!
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