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I Really Miss Your Muffin Top

I really miss your muffin-top when you are far away Your saddle-bags I long to touch so come on home to play My pigeon toes are not the same without your crows feet near My choppers miss your cooking too it “taint” the same my dear Is my beer belly on your mind love handles do you miss and how about my double chin can you live with out this So bring on back your thunder thighs your saggy bottom too Your fat beau-legged Valentine now sorely misses you

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Date: 1/19/2022 6:26:00 PM
This silly humor/romance piece you mentioned, has a funny, heavy knockout punch to it! Hilarious!...ab **don't sob, she'll be back in a flash**
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Mike Gentile
Date: 1/20/2022 3:54:00 AM
Thank you so much Anselmo!!!
Date: 1/19/2022 5:41:00 PM
A weighty poem, Mike. Cheers, gw
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Mike Gentile
Date: 1/19/2022 5:54:00 PM
Cheers!! GW!!!
Date: 1/19/2022 10:47:00 AM
As long as she doesn't mind being referred to as "muffin-top" and "thunder thighs" Then, she's a keeper. :) Your thoughts bring a smile. I'm sure you knew they would. Happy Wednesday, Mike. :) Hugs, Brandy
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Mike Gentile
Date: 1/19/2022 2:28:00 PM
I just love silly humor and romance, If I can get a chuckle out of you than I am well satisfied xxoo
Date: 1/19/2022 9:09:00 AM
(chuckling) Ah, how sweet...in a contorted sort of way...Mike. Good writing, rhyming, and flow. I loved it.
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Mike Gentile
Date: 1/19/2022 2:26:00 PM
Yes, i love imperfections as I am full of them and I love to laugh at them!!!
Date: 1/19/2022 7:38:00 AM
Lol getting on in years has its downsides Mike. Tom
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Mike Gentile
Date: 1/19/2022 7:44:00 AM
You got it, Thanks Tom !!
Date: 1/19/2022 7:15:00 AM
So nostalgic as well as emotionally very powerful love-writing. Congratulations!
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Mike Gentile
Date: 1/19/2022 7:44:00 AM
Thank you Christuraj!!!

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