I Plus U Theory

I took advantage to contemplate the equation of I+U And I thought I +U = US which always =’s just 2 At least that’s what I thought to be true Now, I know for fact that I = just 1 so what =’s U? Because somehow I must have missed a step and my equation was no longer true Because an unforeseen factor called “HER” was added onto the U Which changed the product of I+U from US into we And I+U is not supposed to = 3 which is WE So how did I+U become 3 And basic number theory tells me this is an impossibility Unless I was 1 and U+ HER =2 which means I+U + HER=3 But the original I+U equation was only supposed to = 2 and true love I believed But the U + HER sub-equation was hidden in parentheses And perhaps I was just blind maybe Cause I know for fact that I+(U + HER) isn’t in the equation of US or true Love But you changed the equation by subtracting the I and US And added U to HER and called the result of that equation lust And had the nerve to try to convince me that it was still the equation for US But I don’t remember seeing U+HER in an equation that =ed just 2 Cause I know for fact that HER would never had been in the equation for US As long as I+U was supposed to = love that was true But since your arithmetic seems to be off, I’ll fix this for you Cause I think I have a better solution for I+HER+U I’ll rework the problem and get a result of just US which = 2 First, I subtract the I from both sides of the equation and that leaves U + HER which I will call U2 Next, I’ll take my I which = 1 and replace the U with the unknown X to find the truth And rewrite my equation as I+X=US Where X=”the One” and I = 1 too So the product of I + X=US was made by subtracting the HER and U And maybe one day I’ll replace the X with another U A U that knows that there is never a HER in the equation for I+U If the equation of I+U=US and love is = to just 2