I Never Got Math

Math, the words strike terror in my soul.  I never got it.
         Well, maybe once, but a long time ago, before you were born.

When I returned to college after a twenty-five year hiatus,
        A math teacher discovered that I had forgotten all of it.
               Everything was gone.
                  The xs and ys and parenthesis were an anomolly to me.

She was kind, and patient.  
            She re-taught me from ground zero,
                       amazed that I had lost every memory of math
         probably thanks to a less-than kind or understanding math teacher.

That was twenty-three years ago. 
              I am pretty sure if I had to understand math again today, 

                     I would have to start at third grade level,  page one.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2018



Post Comments

Poetrysoup is an environment of encouragement and growth so only provide specific positive comments that indicate what you appreciate about the poem. Negative comments will result your account being banned.

Please Login to post a comment

Date: 7/28/2018 7:08:00 AM
Your poem speaks for me too Caren, and no doubt for many more. Very well written, it brought a smile to my face and I enjoyed reading it. Well done :-) x
Login to Reply
Krutsinger Avatar
Caren Krutsinger
Date: 7/28/2018 10:33:00 AM
Thank you Leigh. I truly do not think I will ever get over my math-phobia.
Date: 7/23/2018 12:37:00 PM
So good to know that I'm not the only one. ;) And besides, your writing skills more than make up for the lack of mathematics!
Login to Reply
Krutsinger Avatar
Caren Krutsinger
Date: 7/23/2018 2:23:00 PM
Thank you Rhona, because frankly, I never want to ever see, say, or do math ever again.
Date: 7/22/2018 6:59:00 PM
Awesome, Caren, I was 45 when I went back to college. My teacher was the monster from hell.. (Math 211) if front of the class she said I should just drop out because I was going to fail. Woohoo! Proved her wrong I passed with a B :) .. She did apologize after finals , but in her office with noone around..
Login to Reply
Krutsinger Avatar
Caren Krutsinger
Date: 7/23/2018 9:39:00 AM
I went back to college at 43. It is so much tougher then! My daughters were inspired by me to graduate early, and they all three did.
Date: 7/22/2018 12:50:00 PM
me too Caren I can relate big time:-) hugs Jan xx
Login to Reply
Krutsinger Avatar
Caren Krutsinger
Date: 7/22/2018 1:16:00 PM
Thank you Jan; I did not think I would feel alone in this.
Date: 7/22/2018 12:33:00 PM
math...is symbolic a way to sort rollick... that endless frolic... of clutters of mind
Login to Reply
Krutsinger Avatar
Caren Krutsinger
Date: 7/22/2018 1:16:00 PM
Truthfully stated by a poet.
Get a Premium Membership
Get more exposure for your poetry and more features with a Premium Membership.
Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Member Area

My Admin
Profile and Settings
Edit My Poems
Edit My Quotes
Edit My Short Stories
Edit My Articles
My Comments Inboxes
My Comments Outboxes
Soup Mail
Poetry Contests
Contest Results/Status
Followers
Poems of Poets I Follow
Friend Builder

Soup Social

Poetry Forum
New/Upcoming Features
The Wall
Soup Facebook Page
Who is Online
Link to Us

Member Poems

Poems - Top 100 New
Poems - Top 100 All-Time
Poems - Best
Poems - by Topic
Poems - New (All)
Poems - New (PM)
Poems - New by Poet
Poems - Read
Poems - Unread

Member Poets

Poets - Best New
Poets - New
Poets - Top 100 Most Poems
Poets - Top 100 Most Poems Recent
Poets - Top 100 Community
Poets - Top 100 Contest

Famous Poems

Famous Poems - African American
Famous Poems - Best
Famous Poems - Classical
Famous Poems - English
Famous Poems - Haiku
Famous Poems - Love
Famous Poems - Short
Famous Poems - Top 100

Famous Poets

Famous Poets - Living
Famous Poets - Most Popular
Famous Poets - Top 100
Famous Poets - Best
Famous Poets - Women
Famous Poets - African American
Famous Poets - Beat
Famous Poets - Cinquain
Famous Poets - Classical
Famous Poets - English
Famous Poets - Haiku
Famous Poets - Hindi
Famous Poets - Jewish
Famous Poets - Love
Famous Poets - Metaphysical
Famous Poets - Modern
Famous Poets - Punjabi
Famous Poets - Romantic
Famous Poets - Spanish
Famous Poets - Suicidal
Famous Poets - Urdu
Famous Poets - War

Poetry Resources

Anagrams
Bible
Book Store
Character Counter
Cliché Finder
Poetry Clichés
Common Words
Copyright Information
Grammar
Grammar Checker
Homonym
Homophones
How to Write a Poem
Lyrics
Love Poem Generator
New Poetic Forms
Plagiarism Checker
Poetics
Poetry Art
Publishing
Random Word Generator
Spell Checker
Store
What is Good Poetry?
Word Counter