I Netted Mosquito Magic

I Netted Mosquito Magic ™ (near microscopic totally tubular proboscis gave one local bummer, a bloody respite this summer, hence....aye goot good wry min reason tubby a tuneful hummer.) No sooner than getting weltanschauung after getting bit from female blood-sucking insect, (which critters actually considered little lord of the flies comprise family culicidae) a most amazing extraordinaire inoculated me with short lived surprise talent, which got this American male infected with three hundred seconds of super human impeccable skill short-lived feat found body, mind or spirit capable to transcend natural limits of usual abilities, infusing this ordinary guy with an unpredictable supreme titillating, stupefying, resounding, hair-raising, glorifying, fleeting, entertaining, daunting, catapulting, bedazzling, amazing stints possessing, thy being from invisible source thence when expending said burst of tremendous spurt, per awesome bout of mental, physical or spiritual bags of tricks eclipsing mortal prowess with stratospheric wow fear less factor ultimate fatigue found this bloke supine and unable to summon forth one iota of strength.