I Met a Man

I met a man in my street,
The strangest chap you’d ever meet.

I met a man up the road,
He said he thought he was a toad.

I met a man in the park,
Who wouldn’t go out after dark.

I met a man inside a shop,
Bought everything and wouldn’t stop.

I met a man in my garden,
Could only say ‘I beg your pardon!

I met a man and ‘Oh my word’
He was normal. How absurd!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2019

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Wolf Avatar
August 4, 2019 at 4:14 PM
Only one man missing, RT -- the man online. LOL. Save him for the sequel. :) gw
Thompson Avatar
August 4, 2019 at 4:35 PM
HaHa!! I'm working on it!! Best as always. Ron
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