I Met a Man

I met a man in my street, The strangest chap you’d ever meet. I met a man up the road, He said he thought he was a toad. I met a man in the park, Who wouldn’t go out after dark. I met a man inside a shop, Bought everything and wouldn’t stop. I met a man in my garden, Could only say ‘I beg your pardon! I met a man and ‘Oh my word’ He was normal. How absurd!