I Know This Preacher
I know this preacher
Big and famous
Books and hooks
Got good looks
The gals all love
Dudes are glued
To his words
Though some think
He’s a turd
He’s got so much money
He stopped counting
Talks about his legacy
So he can buy
The universe
And not read my verse
He’s got no degrees
Though he knows
His Bible
In some one-sided way
Makes you wonder
What he’s been
Snorting
He’s not into politics
But into property
Bought himself
A basketball arena
But I like the guy
Though his services
Are too long
Cause I grew up Catholic
We’re into quick masses
And short little services
For fast busy people
But I’m addicted to
His podcasts
Start listening to him
First thing in the morning
Holding my rosary
Makes me feel holy
Don’t pray with words
Just thinking of Jesus’s
Death, passion
That kind of stuff
That’s my routine
Can’t quite explain it
He’s the most popular
Preacher in the world
Not bad for a man
Without formal degrees
I like his jokes
He seems so sincere
His wife’s pretty hot
And helps families
A lot
I kind of know my stuff
But have a background
In the sociology
Of popular religion
So I want to study him
Without much suspicion
I think he inspired
With his diverse choir
He likes country music
So long as it’s religious
Has issues with gays
Though claims
We all have our own path
And besides makes me laugh
He still welcomes gays
In an odd kind of way
And I listen to him
Holding my rosary
Not sure why
But he’s so
Entertaining
He’s into his money
Thinks bigger is better
And he raises much more
Giving so much away
Usually in secret
And I don’t think
It’s just a big rumor
He’s got a big house
Says you can too
Just remember
That God wants ten percent
To go to his rent
But he never forces
But tells us we’re favored
And that you and God
Can be
Rolling in bucks
He does have valid
Perspectives
Does what he preaches
Really minds
His own business
He sort of talks
Like a regular Joe
I think he’s sincere
Though not into beer
He points out
And reminds me
Of points
In the Bible
But I’m kind of
Into the guy
I still don’t know why
Has that genuine smile
Many people are
Are not into church
But him they like
In him they find
Someone who is positive
Someone with faults
Someone who helps
Someone’s who’s kind
Yet he’s an
Entertainer, just like me
Yet he’s not willing
To take political stands
Yet he’s best friends
With Jimmy Carter
But supports
Tele-evangelists
Who seem to be con-men
Yet I know for a fact
He’ll go into a restaurant
And buy the whole
Place a meal
And admits his faults
It’s apparent he’s knows
Jewish studies
Eastern thought too
He knows and understands
Science
Doesn’t brag
Doesn’t let on
That he sleeps
Not so much
Studying all the time
His books are well written
In simple beauty
And grace
Yet he’s so
Commercial
He makes people
Believe bigger
Is better
But is really into
Mother Theresa.
He’s an entertainer.
Yet I write
A lot of satire
Though don’t have
The bucks
But I listen
Every morning
While I talk
To the Blessed Mother
And I’m a member
I send him
A small donation
Every month
Not ten percent
More like two
Cause there are
Other places
That need help too
And he’s texted me
Personally
With his kind of calendar
He’s made time
For me
Saying I’m doing
The right thing
And that I’m still
A member if I
Donate nothing at all
This preacher is famous
Thinks bigger is better
Though not always
He’s so commercial
But helps so many more
Than me
This I can see
So I listen to him
While I pray
In my own
Imperfect way.
Copyright © Richard Davis | Year Posted 2023
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