I Killed the People Who Built the Batcave

I'm Alfred and I killed the people who built the Batcave. I know that it was an evil and shameful way to behave. What I did was very wrong and it's enough to make your hair curl. But I couldn't risk them exposing Master Wayne's secret to the world. They died of heart failure because what I did was sinister and crude. I killed them by showing them a photo of George Bush Senior's wife in the nude. That photo is enough to kill anyone. It's much more cruel than using a gun. You'd better not rat me out or I'll show you that photo too. That's something that you don't want to happen to you.