I Killed 1000's of Evil Women

I was arrested this morning in bed The evidence was very overwhelming I was bloody and bleeding all over In a frenzy last night After some wine Apparently I committed atrocities As I sit inside this bare white interrogation room I can tell you with a clear conscience I feel no remorse No regret They all deserved to die I crushed them Made them bleed Made them plead I showed not one drop of mercy Killer killer killer I slaughtered them all Every last female I could slap, slay or strangle Dead dead dead I am guilty as charged By the end of the evening My friends had to restrain me A frenzied killer was on the loose Although they themselves carry some of the guilt I could not commit this crime alone as I did Sure they killed a few here and there too I know what you’re thinking The Killing fields Well Law and Order, FMD division Was about to start their interrogation Nothing to it really I readily confessed Every single one of those dam females got what they deserved I confessed, if I hadn’t killed them They would have surely sucked me dry Till I was all skin and bones Why, I had an evil smile across my face All those famous serial killers I out did them all I showed no mercy Blood and gore I slaughtered them all Now you are all thinking Who is this evil one? So I say to you I am also you There is not one of you Man or woman In my shoes Who, would not have done the same Those darn female mosquitoes that night Were driving me insane!!!! Notes: Law and Order, FMD division Female Mosquito Division PETA, please do not protest in front of my house, this is pure fiction thank you