Arthur Vaso Poet Light Verse

I Killed 1000's of Evil Women

I was arrested this morning in bed
The evidence was very overwhelming
I was bloody and bleeding all over
In a frenzy last night
After some wine
Apparently I committed atrocities

As I sit inside this bare white interrogation room
I can tell you with a clear conscience
I feel no remorse
No regret
They all deserved to die
I crushed them
Made them bleed
Made them plead
I showed not one drop of mercy
Killer killer killer
I slaughtered them all
Every last female I could slap, slay or strangle
Dead dead dead
I am guilty as charged

By the end of the evening
My friends had to restrain me
A frenzied killer was on the loose
Although they themselves carry some of the guilt
I could not commit this crime alone as I did
Sure they killed a few here and there too
I know what you’re thinking
The Killing fields

Well Law and Order, FMD division
Was about to start their interrogation
Nothing to it really
I readily confessed
Every single one of those dam females got what they deserved
I confessed, if I hadn’t killed them
They would have surely sucked me dry
Till I was all skin and bones

Why, I had an evil smile across my face
All those famous serial killers
I out did them all
I showed no mercy
Blood and gore I slaughtered them all

Now you are all thinking
Who is this evil one?
So I say to you
I am also you
There is not one of you
Man or woman
In my shoes
Who, would not have done the same

Those darn female mosquitoes that night
Were driving me insane!!!!


Notes: Law and Order, FMD division
Female Mosquito Division

PETA, please do not protest in front of my house, this is pure fiction
thank you

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Lindsay Laurie January 17, 2016 at 8:07 PM Very, very good Arthur. If you hadn't hinted about mozzies I wouldn't have picked up by the second verse as I knew that it is only the ladies who suck blood. Tell me; can you hear them changing gears when they come into land - really enjoyed your murderous adventure - Lindsay

Juliette Girardot June 9, 2015 at 8:51 PM Génial! Juliette Girardot June 9, 2015 at 8:53 PM Un peu de légèreté...

Kp Nunez June 8, 2015 at 9:42 AM Your murderous rage, spurred the rampage, led you to a killing spree, your face full of glee! :-)

Rhonda Johnson-Saunders June 7, 2015 at 8:04 PM LOL...you kill me, Arthur! Dealing with Florida summers, I've had nights like this and that's the truth. They'd rather have the young blood of my boys now. They usually leave my old blood alone...hugs, Rhonda

Charmaine Chircop June 7, 2015 at 7:08 PM I nearly got my gigantic banner 'Crucify Arthuro ' behind your house , but you were saved by the bell, Oh yes kill those blood-Mosquitoes, they pinch like hell. : )

Mark Trichet June 7, 2015 at 5:54 PM Laugh out Loud, I'll have what he's drinking.... Nice one Arthur Arthur Vaso June 9, 2015 at 9:55 PM Thanks Mark

Tim Smith June 6, 2015 at 6:18 PM Most excellent...drink more wine....you will poison them : ) Arthur Vaso June 9, 2015 at 9:54 PM Isn't that illegal? LOL

Yana Uzhinskaya June 6, 2015 at 2:34 PM At first I was scared till the end of the poem:) Arthur Vaso June 9, 2015 at 9:53 PM LOL thank you, that was the idea!

Seren Roberts June 6, 2015 at 4:21 AM I thought it was something in the insect line,we know you now my friend .....Seren Arthur Vaso June 7, 2015 at 1:03 AM Yes I will have to up the anty a bit , so to speak!

Jan Allison June 6, 2015 at 2:17 AM I could tell the way the way this was going but I thought it was to do with squashing bed bugs lol - love your humour my friend - do drop by and read my latest crap poem spoilt brat footles - it also mentions pooh lol:-) hugs jan xx 7 xx Arthur Vaso June 7, 2015 at 1:02 AM I had to change the title, I will have to become even more dark, you gals are on to my game!!! :) LOL