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I Killed 1000's of Evil Women

I was arrested this morning in bed
The evidence was very overwhelming
I was bloody and bleeding all over
In a frenzy last night
After some wine
Apparently I committed atrocities

As I sit inside this bare white interrogation room
I can tell you with a clear conscience
I feel no remorse
No regret
They all deserved to die
I crushed them
Made them bleed
Made them plead
I showed not one drop of mercy
Killer killer killer
I slaughtered them all
Every last female I could slap, slay or strangle
Dead dead dead
I am guilty as charged

By the end of the evening
My friends had to restrain me
A frenzied killer was on the loose
Although they themselves carry some of the guilt
I could not commit this crime alone as I did
Sure they killed a few here and there too
I know what you’re thinking
The Killing fields

Well Law and Order, FMD division
Was about to start their interrogation
Nothing to it really
I readily confessed
Every single one of those dam females got what they deserved
I confessed, if I hadn’t killed them
They would have surely sucked me dry
Till I was all skin and bones

Why, I had an evil smile across my face
All those famous serial killers
I out did them all
I showed no mercy
Blood and gore I slaughtered them all

Now you are all thinking
Who is this evil one?
So I say to you
I am also you
There is not one of you
Man or woman
In my shoes
Who, would not have done the same

Those darn female mosquitoes that night
Were driving me insane!!!!


Notes: Law and Order, FMD division
Female Mosquito Division

PETA, please do not protest in front of my house, this is pure fiction
thank you

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Lindsay Laurie Date: 1/17/2016 8:07:00 PM Very, very good Arthur. If you hadn't hinted about mozzies I wouldn't have picked up by the second verse as I knew that it is only the ladies who suck blood. Tell me; can you hear them changing gears when they come into land - really enjoyed your murderous adventure - Lindsay Login to Reply

Juliette Girardot Date: 6/9/2015 8:51:00 PM Génial! Login to Reply Juliette Girardot Date: 6/9/2015 8:53:00 PM Un peu de légèreté...

Kp Nunez Date: 6/8/2015 9:42:00 AM Your murderous rage, spurred the rampage, led you to a killing spree, your face full of glee! :-) Login to Reply

Rhonda Johnson-Saunders Date: 6/7/2015 8:04:00 PM LOL...you kill me, Arthur! Dealing with Florida summers, I've had nights like this and that's the truth. They'd rather have the young blood of my boys now. They usually leave my old blood alone...hugs, Rhonda Login to Reply

Charmaine Chircop Date: 6/7/2015 7:08:00 PM I nearly got my gigantic banner 'Crucify Arthuro ' behind your house , but you were saved by the bell, Oh yes kill those blood-Mosquitoes, they pinch like hell. : ) Login to Reply

Mark Trichet Date: 6/7/2015 5:54:00 PM Laugh out Loud, I'll have what he's drinking.... Nice one Arthur Login to Reply Arthur Vaso Date: 6/9/2015 9:55:00 PM Thanks Mark

Tim Smith Date: 6/6/2015 6:18:00 PM Most excellent...drink more wine....you will poison them : ) Login to Reply Arthur Vaso Date: 6/9/2015 9:54:00 PM Isn't that illegal? LOL

Yana Uzhinskaya Date: 6/6/2015 2:34:00 PM At first I was scared till the end of the poem:) Login to Reply Arthur Vaso Date: 6/9/2015 9:53:00 PM LOL thank you, that was the idea!

Seren Roberts Date: 6/6/2015 4:21:00 AM I thought it was something in the insect line,we know you now my friend .....Seren Login to Reply Arthur Vaso Date: 6/7/2015 1:03:00 AM Yes I will have to up the anty a bit , so to speak!

Jan Allison Date: 6/6/2015 2:17:00 AM I could tell the way the way this was going but I thought it was to do with squashing bed bugs lol - love your humour my friend - do drop by and read my latest crap poem spoilt brat footles - it also mentions pooh lol:-) hugs jan xx 7 xx Login to Reply Arthur Vaso Date: 6/7/2015 1:02:00 AM I had to change the title, I will have to become even more dark, you gals are on to my game!!! :) LOL