I Haven'T Changed My Drawers In Five Days

The smell is there people start to gag 
Having smelly drawers isn't like waving the flag 
People make comments under their breath 
They say my smell is the closest to death 
The question is will I ever change my ways 
I haven't changed my drawers in 5 days 
No girls want to spend any time with me 
The smell is herendous, I have to agree 
My family has found a way to cope 
Get close enough, you would probably croak 
The summer heat, sitting in my car, the traffic delays 
The heat makes the truth be known, I haven't changed my drawers in 5 days 
Now I am almost to Wal Mart, should I buy new drawers 
They could last 20 days if I bought a pack of 4 
I am doing my best to clean up my act 
I ask my girl if I'm on the right track 
She said you can start by staying 50 feet away 
Now she is aware, I haven't changed my drawers in 5 days
Copyright © | Year Posted 2008

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