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I Have Run Out of Paint

I have run out of paint
So where is the patron saint
The one that hails from B&Q
So no more need for me to queue

I have run out out paint
And there is no queue
So can I please use the loo

I have run out of paint just for now
But believe me I don't know how

As I was just painting the kitchen
Brilliant Matt White
But no distinction
Loo or poo.. Kitchen or my Shoes

I have run out of paint
Have you also too?

Then please stop using the loo..
As the colour brown is the clue..

DAMO xx

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