I Have Jeanie

Ssshhhhhhhh, Don’t………….tell…………..anyone
I found a lamp with a jeanie and I’m gonna have fun
Mmmmmmmmm three wishes, what will they be?

I know eliminate wars, pain and suffering from humankind
No wait I’ll have every boot in the world kick my boss’s behind
Oooooooor a Porsche no Lamborghini
Surrounded by plump women, I hate them skinny

Aaaaaaand uuumm? To rule the world and have all the money
Be the a comedian and people will die laughing cause ill be really funny
No I got it, be able to go anywhere in the universe
Or never die so I don’t have to ride in a hearse

I don’t know, a wife that doesn’t cause me heart ache and pain?
No I have one, my imaginary friend Glen’s sister Jane
Uuuuuh man! Ok two beers, one for you and one for me
And another Jeanie cause I know I'll mess up the first 3 wishes you see



* I dream of Jeanie contest*
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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Neels Avatar
July 29, 2010 at 6:23 PM
At the rate you are using them wishes you'll need 3 of them jeanies hehe, thanks for the smiles this morning.. The insomnia needed it :)
Bloise Avatar
July 29, 2010 at 9:47 AM
This was a really fun poem. It was awesome.
Amuni Avatar
July 29, 2010 at 9:03 AM
I want Jeanie as well. Adeola Yusuf Amuni
Semeniuk Avatar
July 28, 2010 at 8:16 PM
really cool imagery and just a fun poem!..
Sweetheart Avatar
July 27, 2010 at 9:17 PM
Cool...very cool.. Sidney ...good luck in the contest... its unique and different.. luv it.. enjoyed ..with luv..
Liu Avatar
July 27, 2010 at 8:57 PM
i like the conversational tone of this
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