I Have Jeanie

Ssshhhhhhhh, Don’t………….tell…………..anyone I found a lamp with a jeanie and I’m gonna have fun Mmmmmmmmm three wishes, what will they be? I know eliminate wars, pain and suffering from humankind No wait I’ll have every boot in the world kick my boss’s behind Oooooooor a Porsche no Lamborghini Surrounded by plump women, I hate them skinny Aaaaaaand uuumm? To rule the world and have all the money Be the a comedian and people will die laughing cause ill be really funny No I got it, be able to go anywhere in the universe Or never die so I don’t have to ride in a hearse I don’t know, a wife that doesn’t cause me heart ache and pain? No I have one, my imaginary friend Glen’s sister Jane Uuuuuh man! Ok two beers, one for you and one for me And another Jeanie cause I know I'll mess up the first 3 wishes you see * I dream of Jeanie contest*