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I Have Gas

Beans can be transformed into a gas substance without a shape Nothing like a solid or liquid it just poofs into the atmosphere Some poisonous more is found in a men’s room then the ladies Ladies just puff gas gently while they male subject explodes it out The more we learn about theses two types of gases We will discover the differences between the male and female gas systems I have written a book called “The Explosive Male Verses The Puff Female” For only $9.95 plus tax three whole pages filled with hot air Autograph copies are available for a dollar extra The color illustrations are found on pages 2 through 3 Don’t miss out on this special offer buy one get one free today only

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Date: 9/20/2019 7:55:00 AM
Too funny!
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Date: 9/20/2019 7:41:00 AM
ha ha ha this is 'hilariarse' Bobby:-) I am giggling like crazy!:-) hugs jan xx
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