I Have Gas
Beans can be transformed into a gas substance without a shape
Nothing like a solid or liquid it just poofs into the atmosphere
Some poisonous more is found in a men’s room then the ladies
Ladies just puff gas gently while they male subject explodes it out
The more we learn about theses two types of gases
We will discover the differences between the male and female gas systems
I have written a book called
“The Explosive Male Verses The Puff Female”
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The color illustrations are found on pages 2 through 3
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