I Hate My Selfie

Don't get me wrong I do love myself It's my selfies that give me hell When I think I've clicked the perfect pic 20 shots later that's still not it I take the filter remove the lines How many lines can one man find It's an age-old problem I've been told Why does the camera make me look old I've got the angle I've got the smile The perfect lighting set on the dial Hold my phone back to where I can snap As my phone once again makes me look like crap Always thinking I have the perfect pic 20 shots later that's still not it Oh, don't get me wrong I do love myself It's just my selfies that are giving me hell