I Hate Memorial Day

Hot Dogs, beer and long warm nights Indigestion, too much booze Lead to front yard fights Days at the river Lying on the beach Sand everywhere Places I can't reach Camping or hiking Walking or biking All that exercise Is not to my liking Sun high in the sky Early sunrise I can't get any sleep These things I despise Wait, we get Monday off Is that what you say? I've changed my mind I love Memorial Day