I Hate Cooking, and I Hate Onions After I Cut My Finger

Ouch, to cut my finger... 
Pain and blood spills and does longly stay and linger. 

To give my sliced appendaged digit a much needed bath... 
I won't cook for a living, or go to school for typing or even take math. 

Math and onions i do not like... 
I'd rather have a tooth pulled or be super glued to a seatless one peddled 
down hill travelling brakeless bike. 

I'll only eat onions that are totally cooked...
I wont go to a restaurant and look on a menue to oder it from the waitress, 
it will never be booked.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2007

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