I Ham Guilty For Gobbledygook

I ham guilty for gobbledygook... and ruffling turkey feathers! An innocent miss steak kin... once former main lion, resident iz cow herd vegetarian boar ring beastie boy, who doth newt practice, what he preaches your truly battens down chicken coop hatches so... call me galore re: us hypocritic, this honest to dog omnivore – more accurate said buzzfeeding primate - *****sapiens, he whelk hams adieu after quick bonjour hears ear splitting eeyore deaf finning chore tills unable to ignore admits transgression, now wonder wherefore whether art thou still game to reed my adore hub bull poetry understandable if ye deplore such atrocious, egregious, opprobrious..., violating ethical core puss regarding straying against dietary herbivore rudimentary eel lamb ants (chocolate covered my dear Watson) boot fault in the starfish...por favor mice elf can oxe plain twittering like plover with reasonable rhyme for sure don't get doggy dimples in bunch cause to skewer me but... but before... sending killing squad to slaughter - this puppy, aye kindly honour my wish and don me noggin with pompadour as fetching drag queen torpedo sized bosom squirting parti-color milk as self defense mechanism averting casus belli thus amidst melee I abhor find self on horns of dilemma life story these of this poor cooked goose flambé caught between rock and trapdoor special cannibal delight where madding crowd chants "send him back" accursed unconscionable roar ring anger, but lurch for eats, an impulsive reflex courtesy extempore rain nee yes unforgivable poor craven impulse to up peas hunger uncontrollably craving regarding carnivore pang additionally not further injure ring innocent animal plus more to this fishy tail than meats the Wawa birdseye.