I Got To Pass Gass
I GOT TO PASS GASS
Oh no my stomach hurts
We all know what that means,
I'm either gonna throw up
Or I've been eating bean's,
I'm gonna say my excuse me's early
And this is why,
I've been eating a lot of cheese to
And I'm pretty sure I got to let one fly,
Come on all of us had that moment
When a fart came out and you had to spray a lot of febreeze,
Sometimes you just can't help it
Especially after drinking a 2 liter Pepsi,
Oh boy it's coming you better leave the room
I don't want to pollute the air but I'm to far away to make it to the bathroom,
OK everyone its about to come out
If you don't want to smell it hurry up and get out!
Copyright © Candace Hodges | Year Posted 2016
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