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I Got To Pass Gass

I GOT TO PASS GASS Oh no my stomach hurts We all know what that means, I'm either gonna throw up Or I've been eating bean's, I'm gonna say my excuse me's early And this is why, I've been eating a lot of cheese to And I'm pretty sure I got to let one fly, Come on all of us had that moment When a fart came out and you had to spray a lot of febreeze, Sometimes you just can't help it Especially after drinking a 2 liter Pepsi, Oh boy it's coming you better leave the room I don't want to pollute the air but I'm to far away to make it to the bathroom, OK everyone its about to come out If you don't want to smell it hurry up and get out!

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Date: 10/13/2016 7:09:00 PM
Very amusing Candace i love farty poems lol:-) hugs Jan xx
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Candace Hodges
Date: 10/13/2016 7:13:00 PM
I'm glad you found my poem so amusing. Thanks a lot!
Date: 10/13/2016 10:23:00 AM
For to laugh and chuckle, you better hurry away, hustle. Been there too many times. Cute write.
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Candace Hodges
Date: 10/13/2016 10:28:00 AM
Thanks for the comment! Glad it made you laugh!
Date: 10/12/2016 9:18:00 PM
Very funny Candace, made me smile just thinking about it!:)
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Candace Hodges
Date: 10/12/2016 9:29:00 PM
Thank you for reading my poem! I had to write something I knew would bring laughter and I knew this would! Glad it made u smile!

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