I Got To Pass Gass

I GOT TO PASS GASS



Oh no my stomach hurts
We all know what that means,
I'm either gonna throw up
Or I've been eating bean's,
I'm gonna say my excuse me's early
And this is why,
I've been eating a lot of cheese to
And I'm pretty sure I got to let one fly,
Come on all of us had that moment
When a fart came out and you had to spray a lot of febreeze,
Sometimes you just can't help it
Especially after drinking a 2 liter Pepsi,
Oh boy it's coming you better leave the room
I don't want to pollute the air but I'm to far away to make it to the bathroom,
OK everyone its about to come out
If you don't want to smell it hurry up and get out!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2016

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Allison Avatar
October 13, 2016 at 7:09 PM
Very amusing Candace i love farty poems lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Hodges Avatar
October 13, 2016 at 7:13 PM
I'm glad you found my poem so amusing. Thanks a lot!
Babbit Avatar
October 13, 2016 at 10:23 AM
For to laugh and chuckle, you better hurry away, hustle. Been there too many times. Cute write.
Hodges Avatar
October 13, 2016 at 10:28 AM
Thanks for the comment! Glad it made you laugh!
Hoffman Avatar
October 12, 2016 at 9:18 PM
Very funny Candace, made me smile just thinking about it!:)
Hodges Avatar
October 12, 2016 at 9:29 PM
Thank you for reading my poem! I had to write something I knew would bring laughter and I knew this would! Glad it made u smile!
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