Get Your Premium Membership

I FOUND NO JOY - SHE'S A LADYBOY

In Asia I met a cute gal named Mai Tai She sure stole the heart of this old guy On the soft sand we kissed and caressed Mai’s absolutely stunning, I feel so blessed I sense there’ll be fireworks under the moon Our passion is rising when we start to spoon Her perfect pert body I begin to kiss and caress One thing leads to another, we start to undress Alas, when Mai Tai removes her lacy thong I’m stunned when she reveals a pink dong I back away disgust, for ‘she’s’ a ladyboy With this he/she I sure won’t find any joy! So when looking for love, I’d advise you all to beware The truth of one's gender’s hidden in their underwear! 6/24/18

Copyright © | Year Posted 2018




Post Comments

Poetrysoup is an environment of encouragement and growth so only provide specific positive comments that indicate what you appreciate about the poem.

Please Login to post a comment

Date: 7/19/2018 7:21:00 AM
Oh dear......lol Jan Allison this is funny lol
Login to Reply
ALLISON Avatar
JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/20/2018 8:03:00 AM
Thanks Paris-Maree:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/5/2018 10:48:00 AM
im one of the few who has experience with this subject since my old friend who cause me so much financial ruin, Tuned into women but life was to the hard being woman so he turned back
Login to Reply
ALLISON Avatar
JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/5/2018 11:08:00 AM
oh my goodness Marc!:-( hugs jan xx
Date: 6/28/2018 11:57:00 PM
Oh, my! Love your poem .. I have met and we're friends when I was in my teens and they were very kind ..
Login to Reply
ALLISON Avatar
JAN ALLISON
Date: 6/29/2018 1:14:00 AM
Oh how wonderful you have friends like this:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 6/25/2018 7:32:00 PM
Jan, you da man … I mean da woman … I mean ... O, whatever do I mean?! This is the bee's knees, for sure … A winner all the way! ~ Gershon
Login to Reply
ALLISON Avatar
JAN ALLISON
Date: 6/26/2018 1:28:00 AM
Thanks so much for all your supportive comments GW:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 6/25/2018 10:25:00 AM
This is absolutely brilliant Jan, I think I would run a mile, if I go anywhere near Bangkok I’ll check if she’s not got a jock. Love your poem still laughing, and love the kinks music, good luck in contest contest. :))
Login to Reply
ALLISON Avatar
JAN ALLISON
Date: 6/25/2018 11:55:00 AM
ha ha ha at Bangkok:-) thanks for your lovely comment Roy:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 6/25/2018 7:45:00 AM
We can always count you you Jan, I love a good laugh to start the day xxxooo
Login to Reply
ALLISON Avatar
JAN ALLISON
Date: 6/25/2018 11:55:00 AM
Someone said I was writing too much dark poetry so thought I better get back to a little humour:-) hugs jan x
Date: 6/25/2018 7:24:00 AM
Haha, Jan.. I see a pattern here ;)
Login to Reply
ALLISON Avatar
JAN ALLISON
Date: 6/25/2018 11:54:00 AM
lol LM yes my poem I wrote inspired this one lol - I may re-write the other one and post it one day:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 6/25/2018 7:18:00 AM
Oh Gosh! Just think.
Login to Reply
ALLISON Avatar
JAN ALLISON
Date: 6/25/2018 11:53:00 AM
I daren't think about it Rajat lol:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 6/24/2018 9:08:00 PM
Oh, you funny lady Jan! This poem was very creative and tastefully expressed, as always. It left me with a big smile and giggle. Thank you for the cheer. I hope your finger is healing well? I can relate. hugs, Connie : )
Login to Reply
ALLISON Avatar
JAN ALLISON
Date: 6/25/2018 11:48:00 AM
I tired to be sensitive to the fact the poem can be read by a youngster on the site and tried not to make it bawdy - the lola lyrics was perfect to go with the poem!:-) Healing is a slow process I am doing my physio exercises 4 times a day and rest it and wear my support when the hand aches and at night:-) hope you are healing well and going from strength to straighten:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 6/24/2018 5:08:00 PM
ha! i didn't realize this was common, jan! great job with this - good luck in the contest. (also - sorry to hear about your finger. hope it's all healed soon...)
Login to Reply
ALLISON Avatar
JAN ALLISON
Date: 6/24/2018 5:16:00 PM
Thanks Ilene, its been 7 weeks now, I started physio last week but may still need to see a specialist as the finger isn't healing correctly - will wait and see how the physio goes but I still cant drive which is a real pain:-( hugs jan xx
Date: 6/24/2018 4:07:00 PM
good one, Jan. I had a student from an Asian country (I believe Thailand but not 100% sure) Anyway, he told us that MANY lady boys live there and a lot of men like them! I was quite surprised how popular that thing is in one Asian country in particular!
Login to Reply
ALLISON Avatar
JAN ALLISON
Date: 6/24/2018 4:12:00 PM
Oh yes; they are very popular I saw a programme on ladyboys!:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 6/24/2018 4:07:00 PM
As you can guess, I did not do my kitchen yet. I fooled around here for over an hour . Setting the timer again to start the cleaning NOW. (and only wrote the magicicada thing. Where is yours?)
Login to Reply
ALLISON Avatar
JAN ALLISON
Date: 6/24/2018 4:12:00 PM
I'm not bothering with that contest, two n/a in a row - what's the point when you get glowing comments but fail to place:-( hugs jan xx
Date: 6/24/2018 2:16:00 PM
How lovely to stop by and read your sweetness once again Dear Jan.I'm smiling big reading this Hope you're doing fine dear x
Login to Reply
ALLISON Avatar
JAN ALLISON
Date: 6/24/2018 2:44:00 PM
oh wow Charma it is wonderful to se you back and lyric man is also back on soup ,,, all we need is Darren to return and the old gang is all back! I am fine aprt from a fall 7 weeks ago when I broke my little finger. I started physio last week but still cannot drive, am waiting to see a specialist to see if anything can be done to straighten it:-( hope Christina is doing well, love to all Jan xx
Date: 6/24/2018 12:06:00 PM
Absolute hoot Jan ,watched a program about them and some of them were really pretty and those with money had the chop literally,ouch. Good luck from a hot Turkey. Tom.
Login to Reply
ALLISON Avatar
JAN ALLISON
Date: 6/24/2018 12:18:00 PM
I think I saw the same prog Tom, they look so beautiful and feminine it's no wonder men fall for their charms and then get a big shock. I googled ladyboy to find a pic - err definitely not suitable images for soup so I went with Lola instead lol:-) hugs jan xx