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I Found Mushrooms

I Found Mushrooms
Out in the wild I found mushrooms
I'm lucky like that, as of late
I decided to give them a try
I'm not sure how many I ate

I saw a horse on a saw horse
Now how did he get up there?
I guess he could have got a boost
From that big, burly black bear!

He wore only a red top hat
A giant beast that was hairy 
I was real nervous about that
For top hats, to me are scary!

Then like a flash, I mounted the horse
Off the saw horse, he jumped down
Neither I or the horse looked back
Until we soon rode into town

I then saw I was on the saw horse
Not in town, and chilled to the bone 
My poor crotch was terribly chafed 
I'm now leaving mushrooms alone!

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Michelle Faulkner Date: 6/19/2018 12:28:00 PM I wish my mushrooms let me see a magical horse - then again, maybe not! Login to Reply Pat Adams Date: 6/19/2018 10:21:00 PM Yeah, the chafing part kind of sucks!!............80)

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart Date: 6/14/2018 8:59:00 AM Lol! Must a been an exciting ride! ;p fun one! xomo Login to Reply Pat Adams Date: 6/14/2018 4:18:00 PM I know right?!...........80)