I Found Mushrooms
I Found Mushrooms
Out in the wild I found mushrooms
I'm lucky like that, as of late
I decided to give them a try
I'm not sure how many I ate
I saw a horse on a saw horse
Now how did he get up there?
I guess he could have got a boost
From that big, burly black bear!
He wore only a red top hat
A giant beast that was hairy
I was real nervous about that
For top hats, to me are scary!
Then like a flash, I mounted the horse
Off the saw horse, he jumped down
Neither I or the horse looked back
Until we soon rode into town
I then saw I was on the saw horse
Not in town, and chilled to the bone
My poor crotch was terribly chafed
I'm now leaving mushrooms alone!
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